O nai i si
Teacher:kal chuti kiun ki thi?:-
studend:ghar pe zaroori kam tha.
:-
teacher: O I C
:-)
student:ALLAH di qasam he o nai aai si me gaya si.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1091 views
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