O nai i si

Teacher:kal chuti kiun ki thi?:-

studend:ghar pe zaroori kam tha.
:-
teacher: O I C
:-)

student:ALLAH di qasam he o nai aai si me gaya si.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 724 views
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