Sir to student

Sir :ap dost ko 500 do aur 200 us ko zaroorat hon wo ap ko kitne waqas de ga.
Studend:aik rupee bi nai
sir:galat
student:sir ap in begairto ko nai jante

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 925 views
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