At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 9593 views

Aap ka gadha aap se

Aap ka gadha aap se ruth gaya,
ja k nadi me dub gaya,
dubte hue bola.. "ab or dukh nahi
sahenge"
1 hi ghar me 2 nhi rahenge.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How can one person make

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Mental Hospital Mein

Ek Mental Hospital Mein Saare Pagal Ro Rahe The.

Ek Pagal Chup-Chap So Raha Tha.

Doctor Ne Puchha: “Tum Kyun Shanti Se Soye Ho?”

Pagal: “Main Mar Chuka Hoon, Isliye To Sab Ro Rahe Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri:

K.G. k bache ki dukh bhari shayri: Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi He Gor Frmaye

Mohabat K Nam Pe Saza Mene Payi H Baki Sher Baad Me Abhi SUSU Aai he!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)