Mera boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
.
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
.
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, our mera boyfriend shareef nahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 492 views
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