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sardar ka radio

Sardar radio thek krwany gya . dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha , , Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.

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Sardar and his wife

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids. . Sardar:ok, we should next year !

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Sardar was painting

Sardar was painting his room . Us ne Chat ko paint karkay Diwaron par likha "SAME AS ABOVE"

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Sardar ankhain band karky

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia . Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho? . Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

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Sardar darakht pe

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha . Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai? . Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

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Sardar to Son

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda 2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

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Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK" . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola "KHAIR MUBARAK"

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Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo "Mun mai pani ana" . Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

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Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath Chara… Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek nahi Dakha. African ko bohet Gussa aya… Sardar:kya hua?? African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he… Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu.. . . Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

252 chars (2 sms)


ik sardar ki football team

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

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qabristan

Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...

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Sardar rocks

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name . teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.

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Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

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funny gud morning

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se: “Uth Ja, Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ae..” . . Sardar: “Te ki hoya Amma.. O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan ae” good mornig,..hehehhehe

162 chars (2 sms)


Who Is The Father

Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!

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