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Sardar sms; 254 messages

Sardar and his wife

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids. . Sardar:ok, we should next year !

128 chars (1 sms)


Sardar was painting

Sardar was painting his room . Us ne Chat ko paint karkay Diwaron par likha "SAME AS ABOVE"

92 chars (1 sms)


Sardar ankhain band karky

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia . Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho? . Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

154 chars (1 sms)


Sardar darakht pe

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha . Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai? . Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

144 chars (1 sms)


Sardar to Son

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda 2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

131 chars (1 sms)


Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK" . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola "KHAIR MUBARAK"

160 chars (1 sms)


Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo "Mun mai pani ana" . Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

162 chars (2 sms)


Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath Chara… Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek nahi Dakha. African ko bohet Gussa aya… Sardar:kya hua?? African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he… Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu.. . . Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

252 chars (2 sms)


ik sardar ki football team

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

195 chars (2 sms)


qabristan

Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
.
.
Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
.
.
ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
.
.
Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...

327 chars (3 sms)


Who Is The Father

Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!

127 chars (1 sms)


Sardar in Parks

Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.

158 chars (1 sms)


Hilarous Sardar!

Girl : Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where … ???? Santa : Not At All How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->

115 chars (1 sms)


Sardar letter to Bill Gates

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 – I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 – Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->

309 chars (2 sms)


Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. "hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

153 chars (1 sms)


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