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Insult sms; 222 messages

pathan

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo . Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg? . Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

192 chars (2 sms)


insult

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. .< ) "v" Mouse (@v@) ( "=" ) Owl o(o‚¿o)o (!)'(!) Monkey (@‚¿@) "(<>)” aaila ! Tum bhi..

142 chars (1 sms)


INSAN KO BEMAR KAR DENAY WALI CHEZAYN

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"

104 chars (1 sms)


wapda

1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .

314 chars (2 sms)


Pappu to chinese

Pappu to chinese - Tu american hai? . Chinese - No, I am chinese.. . ... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai... . Chinese - No, I am chinese.. . pappu- Nahii , tu American hai .. American hi hai tu.. . Chinese - Acha yaar, Main American Hu.. Khush..? . pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu chinese lagta hai.

300 chars (2 sms)


boy proposing a girl

Boy proposing a girl : Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn. Girl : wada ? Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn. Girl : Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..

170 chars (2 sms)


6 rupey lene they

Last night i had a dream of u. U were traveling in bus! Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river. Every1 swam 2 save their life, but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1. 1 person asked u whom u r searching 4? U said Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-) <('.') /"/> tXt _/"\_K죣€r

335 chars (3 sms)


Insult

'=. You are,
A-B-C-D

¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear

E-F-G

* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius

H-I-J.

= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'

169 chars (2 sms)


munda bigra jaaye

jabb koi baat bigad jaaye
jabb koi mushkil padd jaaye
tuo
tuo
tuo
tuo
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mein kya karoon?
tumhari harkaten he aisi hoti hain
pata nahi kabb sudhro gey

172 chars (2 sms)


Its not you....!

One of the Intelligent Monkey Mising In Zoo.! Its name is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. is.. Don't worry It is not u, beCos It is intelligent..

150 chars (1 sms)


Monkey!

Human lies!, that is normal. lions eat grass, that is ok. but when a monkey press a mobile keyboard that s amazing!!! hey r u still pressing..?

143 chars (1 sms)


ACHA KAAM....

Ur 5 qualities: 1--------- 2--------- 3--------- 4--------- 5--------- Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

150 chars (1 sms)


BE-IZZATI....

boy: how do i play the guitar???? girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :| boy: am i so good??? :D :O girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off

154 chars (1 sms)


women

Aurat ko qudrat ne: Khoobsurat chehra diya, Hirni si aankhen di, Resham se bal, Gulab se hont, ...Pyar bhara dil diya aur phr... Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya ha ha ha

175 chars (2 sms)


Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

147 chars (1 sms)


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