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Uffff load shading

Load shading me kia kia zulam nai howe humare sath faraz naraa shalwar ka khench liya kisi ne jarnaiter ki rasi samjh kar

127 chars (1 sms)


A Real Love Story

‘A Real Love Story Ek Larkey ko larki Se Pyar Ho Geya. Larki: Tum Mere Lye Kia Kar Sakty Ho, Larka: Jo Tum Kaho wo Kron Ga , Larki: Agar Tum Mujse Sachi Mohbat Krty Ho To Apne Baap ka Dil Lekr Ao, Larka Dil le aya. Larki ne us Larke se Shadi Karli Larki Ne Wo Dil Theli Mein Dal k Apny Room Mein Latka Dia 30 Sal Bad Jab Uska Beta Bara Ho ke doctor Bana To Usne Us Dil ka Checkup Kia to wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or Usne Andaza Lagaya k.. Abba Ne Amma Ko Bewakof Bnaya Tha :) Bakray Se Yaad Aya k Apko B Bakra Eid Mubarak in Advance! Its My Style To Wish U With Smile & Love…

571 chars (4 sms)


Girl hum paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BARI HAI" Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend : Kaise ? Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti... "AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

278 chars (2 sms)


Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi? Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi? Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy! Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy? Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache. Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p

157 chars (1 sms)


Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka mujhey bohat tang krta hai Dad:Main abhi usey police k hawaley krwata hoon ta k usey sakht saza miley Girl:Oh no Dad, Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil saza dena chahti hoon Dad:Kiya matlab Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein Dad:Waah beti waah, intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

332 chars (3 sms)


Sheikh sb k batay ne kaha

Wohi Sheikh sb k batay ne kaha abu meri shadi pe atish bazi bhi honi chahye.. Sheikh sb kehtey beta fiker na karo koi patkha thuss nai hoga .. jab barat le ker gaye to Sheikh sb sub se agay they orr mou se awazen nikal rahe they.. THA THA THA .. DUZZZ DUZZ DUZZ... Wah sheikh sb ..

281 chars (2 sms)


Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo

320 chars (2 sms)


extreme kamina bacha

Extreme Kamina Baccha.. . . . . Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ?? . . . . Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ?? . . . . . . Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..

198 chars (2 sms)


sonehri baat

“SONEHRI BAAT” “NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya Karo Jaisay Log “Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..

101 chars (1 sms)


khush naseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. . . Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi?? . . Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga?? . . . Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

180 chars (2 sms)


secret of living happily

The secret of a happy married life... . . . . . . . . . . . Oye, hoye, Sadqe jaun shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??

136 chars (1 sms)


dulhan ka mngater

1 Shadi MeiN DulhAn Ka Phle ManGetr Bhi SaJ DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha Ksi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap DuLha hO? Usny kaha Nhi Me Semi Final MeiN Har Gya Tha Runner Up Hn

158 chars (1 sms)


colg ki larki se bola.

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

155 chars (1 sms)


funny

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

117 chars (1 sms)


shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy

'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy husb:ye kya hy? Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi. Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai? Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'

451 chars (3 sms)


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