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pathan nay molvi sab say kaha

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay? Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao. Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.

165 chars (2 sms)


Molvi

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees? Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do. Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya. Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

220 chars (2 sms)


molvi

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai




*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

475 chars (3 sms)


URSS......

ek molvi england night club me chala giya wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola. oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!

160 chars (1 sms)


pathan 2 wazoo

1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey.... pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye hahahah....

137 chars (1 sms)


molvun k khilaaf

molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo

185 chars (2 sms)


One day a girl

One day a girl asked Molvi,"Can i Kiss a Boy"
Molvi Replay,"Naozbillah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss a Man"
Molve Replay,"Astagfirullah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss you"
Molvi,"Jee Bismillah"

173 chars (2 sms)


Teri barat chali,

Teri barat chali,

meri mayat uthi,

phool tujh pa bhi tha,

phool mujh pa bhi tha,

farq itna tha ka tu saj ka gay,

mai sajaya gaya,tu b ghar ko chali,

mai bhi ghar ko chal,

farq sirf itna tha tu uth ka gai,

mai uthaya gaya,

mahfil wahan b lagai,

log yahan b the,

farak itna tha k un kah hansna,

wahan un ka runa,qazi udar b tha,

molvi idhar b tha,

farak itna tha taira nikkah parhaya gaya mera janaza parhaya gaya,f

arak itna tha tujhe apnaya gya mujhe dafanaya gaya

510 chars (4 sms)


Farq sirf itna sa hay

Farq sirf itna sa hay.

us ki doli uthi meri mayyat uthi.

phool us par bhi thay.
phool mujh par bhi thay.

mehfil wahan bhi thi.
log yahan bhi thay.

un ka hasna wahan.
in ka rona yahan.

saheliyaan us ki bhi thien.
dost mairey bhi thay.

2 bol us k parhay.
4 qul meirey parhay.

qazi udhar bhi tha.
molvi idher bhi tha.

wo saj k gae.
mujh ko sajaya gaeya.

wo uth kar gae.
mujh ko uhtaya gaeya.

Farq sirf itna sa tha.

us ko apnaya gaeya.
mujh ko dafnaya gaeya.

497 chars (4 sms)


Molviyon k group mai

Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"

168 chars (2 sms)


Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..

319 chars (2 sms)


''Muslim lady:

''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''

164 chars (2 sms)


''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai

''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''

288 chars (2 sms)


''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

232 chars (2 sms)


''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

232 chars (2 sms)


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