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Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna,

Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna, Me ny Tum se Chupaya tha k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai. Girl; Aray Koi Baat nahi, Chalo Aaj Me Tumhen Apny Bachon se Milwati Hun...;-p:)

157 chars (1 sms)


"Handsome" or "SMART"

Larka To "Handsome" Hona Chahiye,,, "SMART" To Mobile Bhi Hota Hai...;-p

73 chars (1 sms)


Biwi Ka Jhagra

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

178 chars (2 sms)


Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…? Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….

183 chars (2 sms)


Husband To Wife

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….

131 chars (1 sms)


Job Question

Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

262 chars (2 sms)


Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha.. Sawal aya : English me translate kero, "Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun". . . . Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

151 chars (1 sms)


Pathan ki Maa pathan se

Pathan ki Maa pathan se Pathan ki Maa pathan se ; "Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hai". . . . . Pathan : "To kiya hua, Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)" GOOD MORNING

188 chars (2 sms)


aik aadmi k ghr k samne

aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha! Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len! jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do! Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr . . . . . mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!! :)

310 chars (2 sms)


sardar ka radio

Sardar radio thek krwany gya . dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha , , Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.

138 chars (1 sms)


Itni pyar bhari nazron se

itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe AYE DOST dil to gaya hi gaya sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya

122 chars (1 sms)


Eid zaroor aata haai

pathaan hum naai pichli 20 saaloon main 1 baat note kitya haai dost:wo kya? . . . pathan:jab bhi ramzan khatam hota haai Eid zaroor aata haai

142 chars (1 sms)


WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY JB LOG HUMAY KISSSSSSSSSSS KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY

152 chars (1 sms)


Qabool hai

Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka


jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool hai

105 chars (1 sms)


Bus Rahne do

Zindagi mile itnay dhokay




chalo miti pao its ok.


Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe

99 chars (1 sms)


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