Search SMS
e.g. faraz, sardar, etc.

Search Results for 'sardar'

Sardar''s 60th B''day

Sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!

155 chars (1 sms)


My Grand Father Lived SA

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses


Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle

131 chars (1 sms)


Sardar: Aap K Father

Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

158 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Ki Maa

Sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga





Aur





Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se



Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

261 chars (2 sms)


Teacher:Wo Kon

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?





















Sardar Je:

MISS

"NARRA":-)

162 chars (2 sms)


Sir: Apka Beta

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

128 chars (1 sms)


A Sardar Prays

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

160 chars (1 sms)


Sardar g As A Directo

Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p

165 chars (2 sms)


A Sardar Was Drying

A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

164 chars (2 sms)


SArdar In UK Hotel

SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)

165 chars (2 sms)


Sardar: Yar Mere Bal

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-) Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)

266 chars (2 sms)


Some1 Wrote 2

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.

Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,

"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"

172 chars (2 sms)


AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

''''SHAIR'''' SARDAR JEE SE

DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY











PATA HY Q ??????

?

?

?

?

?

?

?









SIMPLE .......



















DESE DAYS.......\























































SING IS KING

365 chars (3 sms)


Man 2 Sardar

Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!

Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.

At 50th Floor He Remembers,

I Dont Hav A Daughter.

147 chars (1 sms)


Sardar g Falls Inside

Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!

A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...

Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;->

149 chars (1 sms)


000000 2989 Aaas Adhi Raat ajab Ajnabi akhtar ali baba allama iqbal Alone anal anarkali animal anniversary Asif bachi badmashi badnam Bahar baraf beauty believe bhaga bharosa BHUKAMP bhutto bike birthday boring bulleh shah business chahat chal chand china chinees choot CHUT dadi Dard deth Devil dieting dil dil pakistan Dimagh disturbing Diwali Sms dokha dosti dukhi elephant faizan faltu faraz in arabic father fever fill up fogg Friday friends Funy sms gaana Ganday sms gandy ganja Ghazal girlfriend golden words gujjar Hadis hair Happy Happy dewali happy ending haqeqt hard work hate hazrat ali hello! hoot hurt i am fine I LOVE U ignore imran khan islam janaza jani jawab Jiger juda Jutt kafan kashti khali hathon ko kabi gor se dekha hai Khat khobsort Khoshi Land larki lonely long love sms madani phool mahak malik Marrige masjid mitha mohabbat Mohsin molvi monday moqa morning mother moti moti larki mustafa kamal namaaz nangi NARAZ Nawaz sharif never judge new year New York on success parda pareshaan Pashto pepsi peshawar phool poetry propose Quation quotes raat raja Rashid remix ROMANTIC KISS saba Sacha pyar sahib Sali samandar santa sardar sardi SAWAL school scolding shaikh sham shaq sharab shoaib shohar signature sindh sindhi SINDHI TOPI AUR AJRAK singer so gaye sorry Success suhagrat takrar Tanhai tarkhan taxi teacher teachers tear tears tera chehra tere hath se trust udas udasi urdo Urdu poetry sms uses ustad valen valentines day veena veena malik wafa wafadar waqt wasi wedding whet wife ya rab mere Yaaad zardari zindagi
Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook