Search SMS
e.g. faraz, sardar, etc.

Search Results for 'santa'

Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

145 chars (1 sms)


Hilarous Sardar!

Girl : Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where … ???? Santa : Not At All How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->

115 chars (1 sms)


Santa, Swimming pool and lady

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

169 chars (2 sms)


Santa Ko Ek Bar

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola. Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.” Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola. Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

297 chars (2 sms)


papu

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

159 chars (1 sms)


ishaq di gali vich no entry

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . . . . SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY .... =P =D

160 chars (1 sms)


photo leni hai

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

159 chars (1 sms)


santa banta

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi.. BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..?? ... SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

168 chars (2 sms)


santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge? Santa: Shadi Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge? Santa-Dulha Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai Santa- Dulhan

163 chars (2 sms)


Chritmas ka yeh pyara

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. !!!Merry Christmas!!!

150 chars (1 sms)


Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

130 chars (1 sms)


If a big fat man

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ''cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
• A million words would not bring yo

184 chars (2 sms)


Santa- Miss call kisnu

Santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?

Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,

Munda call kare tan MR. CALL

Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL

133 chars (1 sms)


WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

116 chars (1 sms)


WHY DID SANTA SING

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

116 chars (1 sms)


000000 Aaas aaina Adalt adawat Adhi Raat aisi konsi Alone altaf anal anniversary aqwaal asif attitude azadi badmashi barish believe Bewafa bharosa birth day birthday bool jana boring Building Bullay shah bulleh shah bund bura nahi chale choudhry chut color come back cricket Defence day dene Desh dharti dirty disturbing Door Doori dorian Dost drink dukhi Duwa Eid ul azha enjoy evening facebook fahad Fanaa faraz fever fight Fill up Fraz friend friends galib gand Ganday sms gandu gandy ganja gareeb garmi gazal ghalib Ghazal girl girlfriend golden words Good luck sms good morning gujjar Hadis Hand happy birthday happy ending happy new year HAQEQT hard work HATE hazrat ali heart hindi HONTO I LOVE YOU if you really love someone arrange ignore insaniyat insult ishq islam jaat janaza jawab jhoot Jism Jutt kafan kanjoos khafa Khata Khoshi Kiss lamha laut aao Liar list long Love sms malik manzil marne Married marrige masroof ho mohabbat Mohsin molvi mother mountain mujrim Musafar nafrat NARAZ nawaz nawaz sharif New year sms New York nigahe no gifts on success pardesi pareshan Pathan pepsi pistol poetry propose pyar qabar Ramzan rashid register roje romantic kiss Romantic SMS Sacha pyar Sad ghazal sahib sahil sali santa sardar sardi SAWAL school scolding Sehri shadi shaq shetan shoaib shohar signature sindh sindhi so gaye suhagrat Tabinda Talent Tera Chehra tere hath se teri dosti thandi hawa Thanks udas urdo uses ustad valen veena virus wafa wapda waqat winter wishing Yaaad Yaadain yakeen YE WATAN ziddi zindagi zubaida
Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook