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Naughty sms; 68 messages

Konsa Group Apka

Doctor: Konsa group hai apka? Boy: Azaad parinday Doctor: Abey blood group ka poch raha hu Whatsapp ke aulaad ?? ??

118 chars (1 sms)


University Top Per

Dad: Tere jitni facilities mujh mili hote toh university mein top kar leta main Grandpa: Coughs ?? ??

103 chars (1 sms)


Galt Fehmi

Aj phir Hui Titli Ko Ghalt Fehmi logo Smjh Kr Gulab Ka Phol, Mere rukhsar pe a bethi :D Good evng :p

102 chars (1 sms)


LONELY NIGHT

In a quiet night, a quite tear rolls down my cheeks and make a quiet wish, May you are here with me Sitting hand in hand, in this lonely night, expressing lovely feelings, We have for each other. I wish you were here to say, “I love you” to me.

250 chars (2 sms)


colg ki larki se bola.

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

155 chars (1 sms)


bel bja k bhag jain gy

tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge

wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge


bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.

119 chars (1 sms)


molvi

"Very intersting"

Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.

Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.

Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.

Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.

Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.

Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.

Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai




*"MOLVI"*

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!

475 chars (3 sms)


student life

Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .

488 chars (4 sms)


bahoon main

Pehlay Baahon me Lena Phr Seene Se Lagana Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna Phr Khoob Kiss Krna Phr Bister Pr Litana . . . . Kita Mushkil hay Bacchon ko Sulana.

165 chars (2 sms)


He came at night

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

158 chars (1 sms)


photo leni hai

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

159 chars (1 sms)


Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

141 chars (1 sms)


ab ap ki bari hay

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay

152 chars (1 sms)


Aisi Kon c Cheez Hai

Aisi Kon c Chez Hai. jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.? . . . . Its= ” W ” W-OMAN CO-W Har wAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo…

142 chars (1 sms)


Ghar

Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara Ghar Yehii Hy Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi… …Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband Ghar Aaya Tou Boli “Maa Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D

170 chars (2 sms)


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