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Double Meaning sms; 74 messages

Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf

Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap
ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?

157 chars (1 sms)


suno

Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Keh rahi hai, **Ab toh naha lo..

132 chars (1 sms)


moraal

1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di, Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra, Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha, Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay. MORAL: mery sms gandy nahi hoty...

297 chars (2 sms)


cycle

Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay thi Tauba tuaba…… Aray logon kya samjhe aap Wo meri cycle thi..

137 chars (1 sms)


maa

Phochta Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein Mohabbat Hai Kahan? . . Muskura Deta Hon Main Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa…. . . . . . Ki . . Honay wali Bahao..

140 chars (1 sms)


life means

LIFE MEANS:- 6 frnds, 2 bikes but no petrol exam nite,6 duffers no notes. sitting on sea view , 6 smokers n only 1 cigrete! 1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai

168 chars (2 sms)


Flirting Boy

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above. ;) :p

110 chars (1 sms)


Bahoon main

Pehlay Baahon me Lena Phr Seene Se Lagana Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna Phr Khoob Kiss Krna Phr Bister Pr Litana . . . . Kita Mushkil hay Bacchon ko Sulana.

152 chars (1 sms)


Kuch larkiyan ahista ahista deti hain

'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay. . . her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ... . . . . Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'

320 chars (2 sms)


main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon

'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,, Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,, . . . . . . Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'

203 chars (2 sms)


Umeed hai is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa Class Teacher se: Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho, Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'

154 chars (1 sms)


Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gaya hai

'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai! Aur 14 November ko Children Day. Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai.. Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'

201 chars (2 sms)


Yes i Like ur eyes

'Girl: Wat do u like in me? Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it. Girl: Whatttt? Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'

130 chars (1 sms)


Chalo Aaj Se Tum Mujhe Roshni

Dena 'Girl: Aaj "Rose Day" Hai Na? . . . . Boy: Chalo Aaj Say Tum Mujhey Rose Dena Jo Samjha Wo Forward Kary Or Baqi Bachy POGO Dekhain'

143 chars (1 sms)


Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi . Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay Bohat Jalan Hui thi . Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi . Pani bhi Nikalta Raha . . . . . Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'

201 chars (2 sms)


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