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Sardar in Parks

Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.

158 chars (1 sms)


Hilarous Sardar!

Girl : Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where … ???? Santa : Not At All How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->

115 chars (1 sms)


Sardar letter to Bill Gates

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 – I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 – Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->

309 chars (2 sms)


Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya. Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha: Haya ty Nhi Ayi? Sardar: Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.

158 chars (1 sms)


Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. "hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

153 chars (1 sms)


hamay Malom nahi?

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

150 chars (1 sms)


BV & ?

Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.

171 chars (2 sms)


Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

210 chars (2 sms)


Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

139 chars (1 sms)


Doctor!!!!

Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”



Sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

112 chars (1 sms)


Plz Try Letter!

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

152 chars (1 sms)


sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New Mobile. Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao.. Sardar Bazar Gya Aur Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

134 chars (1 sms)


sardar or pathan

SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)

110 chars (1 sms)


a tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo. A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd? . . Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha "ini wadi billi" :-D

159 chars (1 sms)


sardar apna radio theek karwanay

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya. Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha. Sardar: Theek Hai, Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

178 chars (2 sms)


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