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Doctor: Bachey ko

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

147 chars (1 sms)

Sardar G Dukandar

Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
1 Down Hy =P ;->

175 chars (2 sms)

Judge: why r u arrested

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

171 chars (2 sms)

Ek Sardar 2 A Man

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

160 chars (1 sms)

Man sees Sardar

Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

326 chars (3 sms)

Sardar Found A

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

314 chars (2 sms)

Jageer Daar 1

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->

170 chars (2 sms)

Sardar To His Friend

Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->

142 chars (1 sms)

A man jumped

A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->

254 chars (2 sms)

Judge: Y U''ve Stole

Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->

171 chars (2 sms)

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

166 chars (2 sms)

Nurse - Mubarak Ho

Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->

164 chars (2 sms)

Sardar g Saw A

Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

163 chars (2 sms)

Sardar & Wife Waitin

Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.

Sardar Jumped In2 D Train

& Shouted To Wife"

U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"

153 chars (1 sms)

Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

97 chars (1 sms)

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