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Doctor: Bachey ko

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

147 chars (1 sms)


Sardar G Dukandar

Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->

175 chars (2 sms)


Judge: why r u arrested

Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

171 chars (2 sms)


Ek Sardar 2 A Man

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

160 chars (1 sms)


Man sees Sardar

Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

326 chars (3 sms)


Sardar Found A

Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

314 chars (2 sms)


Jageer Daar 1

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->

170 chars (2 sms)


Sardar To His Friend

Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->

142 chars (1 sms)


A man jumped

A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->

254 chars (2 sms)


Judge: Y U''ve Stole

Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->

171 chars (2 sms)


Sardar ko DRIP Lagi

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

166 chars (2 sms)


Nurse - Mubarak Ho

Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->

164 chars (2 sms)


Sardar g Saw A

Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50


Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->

163 chars (2 sms)


Sardar & Wife Waitin

Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.

Sardar Jumped In2 D Train

& Shouted To Wife"

U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"

153 chars (1 sms)


Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?




Sardar:Post Office

97 chars (1 sms)


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