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Students Funny SMS on Paper

Students Ka Almmiya At The Time Of Exam Preprtion A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya > A V Ho Gya > After Paper: A Ki Ho Gya ;-( |==================================| Teacher: What Is Chemical Formula For Water? John: H I J K L M N O Teacher: What Are You Talking? John To Teacher: Yesterday You Told It Is H to O

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funny poetry

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai? Ya jungle me koi naai nahi. Nana ki biwi jab nani hai, Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai. Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi? Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai? Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi. Jab school me itni neend aati hai. Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi? Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai. …

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funny poetry

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ? BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

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funny sms

Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..

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funny gud morning

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se: “Uth Ja, Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ae..” . . Sardar: “Te ki hoya Amma.. O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan ae” good mornig,..hehehhehe

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Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha.. "hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

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Insult

'=. You are,
A-B-C-D

¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear

E-F-G

* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius

H-I-J.

= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'

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Funny sms

AIK KNJOS K GHR AGH LAG GAE, WO APNY GHR KO BACHA NA SAKA, Q K WO SARI RAAT FIR BIRAGED WALO KO MISCALL MARTA RAHA.

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Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8

This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile..... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Confused???? .. .. .. NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D

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funny poetry

'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya. MENU TERA FON NI AYA. Eni V Ki Beprwaii? Teri Koi Miscal Ni i. Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya? Menu Tera Fon ni aya. J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya? Menu Tera Fon ni aya J Dil Kidhre La Betha en Meri Yad Bhula Betha en Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya. Menu Tera Fon ni aya Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi.. Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi.. Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya Menu tera Fone ni aya'

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funny poetry

Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,

Wah wah

Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,

double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!

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Faraz funny light sms

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

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Funny Friendship Sms

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha: Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy? Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola: Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote. Miss u my frnd.

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Lyf''s Funny Fact

Lyf''s Funny Fact-Wen U Miss Sum1,

U Msg Dem 2 Let Dem Knw Dat Ur Tinkin Of Dem

But D Truth Is U Really Wan Dem 2 Think Of U.Isn''t It. ;-)

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Being a friend is

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation,
a cup of coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

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