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1 sardar begum

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->

166 chars (2 sms)


Sardar 2 Sardarni

Sardar 2 Sardarni:

Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.



Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)

152 chars (1 sms)


Boy:Maine Suna

Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->

169 chars (2 sms)


Police-Instead of

Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->

211 chars (2 sms)


Sardar amrud bech

Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->

160 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Taqreer Karty

Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.


Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?

149 chars (1 sms)


Teacher-What is the

Teacher-What is the opposite of ''minimum''?






Sardar-MiniDad

73 chars (1 sms)


Sardar thought

Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend''s Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'''':-D

171 chars (2 sms)


Ek Sardar Apni Maa

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?



Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

165 chars (2 sms)


Sardar: Cricket

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

143 chars (1 sms)


SARDARJI was in a

SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and


Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''

124 chars (1 sms)


1 Sardar ki shad

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

274 chars (2 sms)


Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

265 chars (2 sms)


1st Sardar

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"

169 chars (2 sms)


Sardar ka Padosi Ma

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

172 chars (2 sms)


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