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Pakistani awam jitni syasi logon k peche time kharab kar rahi hai ager yahi time neki me guzarta to kitna behter tha

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O pakistanio

O pakistanio bus main latak kar aanay walo light ke beghair rehnay walo deshat gardi bardasht karne walo har chees pe etra text dene walo 40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo sania ko bhabhi kehne walo muni ko badaam kane walo english ke paper main calculator le janay walo ganje ko wazir banay walo call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo . . . meri taraf se sab ko ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

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Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up. Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised. Teacher :What Happend Johnny? Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

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We live in a "COUNTRY"

We live in a "COUNTRY" 1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services. 2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free 3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath. 4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon 5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless. Wat a NATION! Spread the awareness the change v need, Wake up PAKISTAN

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interview with pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai? A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye. Pathan se: Q: Naam? A: B.A Q: Kab Paida huwe? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Q: Baap ka Naam? A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

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PATHAN...

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,

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Ya allah iss election

Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna, “cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna, “Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna, “Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna, “Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna, “Patang” ko asman mei rakhna, Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna, aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna. Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf Tabdele lae …

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mubarak ho

Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p . . . . . . . Purana Pakistan repair ho gaya naya boht mehnga tha

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bhai Pakistanio!

Lo bhai Pakistanio! . . . Khoon to Zardari choos gaya, Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga… OR Reh gai khaal, Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…

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1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti.

1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti. “DOST” K pakistan bhar ki auraton ko Aetemad ariel par Q hy. (,”)/’hum mar <\/ gya hen _/\_ kya??

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movie names

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae 1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar 2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar 3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar 3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar 4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam 5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar 6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

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light aa rahi hai?

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola LIGHT AARAHI HAI? Nurse: No Bacha Bola: Oh no PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..

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radio says

Man: U cheated me... Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u. Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan but the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

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Hockey oR Cricket Mai faraK ?

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…

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