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Exam sms; 96 messages

University se Degree

University se degree le kar to sabhi nikaltay hain Baat to jab hai ke aap aik acha rishta le ker niklen ??

107 chars (1 sms)


Result

Papa: Beta Result Kesa Aya.?? Pappu: Ek Good News Hai Aur Ek Bed News. Pehly Konsi Sunaun?? Papa: Good News Pappu: Me Pass Ho Gaya. Papa: Shabash Beta. Ab Bad News Bhi Suna Do. Pappu: Good News Ghalat Thi.. :-( Papa Shocked Pappu Rocked

247 chars (2 sms)


Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola: University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao! Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey! Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke: ek momin ki taraf se salaam. Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke: 2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam! Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola.. Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

392 chars (3 sms)


Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams Keeping The Syllabus Constant Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension

145 chars (1 sms)


Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name

Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho.. . . . . Student : examination hall . (‘.’) Alone _/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc

176 chars (2 sms)


My Nights r going SleepLess,

My Nights r going SleepLess, My Days r going UseLes, I hv becom SpeachLess, So, I asked My Heart; is it Love? Heart replied "Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

152 chars (1 sms)


Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

147 chars (1 sms)


Success is the derivative

Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams.

130 chars (1 sms)


Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.... Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All will fail! Student kia jane Result kia hoga? Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga. Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura. Paisa Ura k bole. Papa All is Well!!

277 chars (2 sms)


Happy Exam season

Jab sardi ki raaton main kitaab kholo to zehan main aik "Equation" aati hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . Bed + Razai = Dafa karo parha Happy Exam season

148 chars (1 sms)


Aya tha imtehan

Aya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par, Parchay Main Sb Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya :-) uff.... Ye Class felloz B na? 1st Aye hen sb

131 chars (1 sms)


Brain is the most

Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall... Dhoke-Baaz:-D

156 chars (1 sms)


study

Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time? The answer is. - - - - - Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai.. Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…

219 chars (2 sms)


mood

ALLAH ka diya sab kuch he :- Books he Notes he Time he aur hausla to itna he ke… jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he, bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,. . . . “MOOD” Sala bnta hi ni..

171 chars (2 sms)


Exam

Rocking quote by a tired student: . . . I want a 6 month vacation… . . . . . . . . twice in a year.

99 chars (1 sms)


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