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Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

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Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha.. Sawal aya : English me translate kero, "Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun". . . . Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

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Pathan ki Maa pathan se

Pathan ki Maa pathan se Pathan ki Maa pathan se ; "Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hai". . . . . Pathan : "To kiya hua, Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)" GOOD MORNING

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Eid zaroor aata haai

pathaan hum naai pichli 20 saaloon main 1 baat note kitya haai dost:wo kya? . . . pathan:jab bhi ramzan khatam hota haai Eid zaroor aata haai

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PATHAN

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

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pathan nay molvi sab say kaha

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay? Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao. Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.

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pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair: Na Botal main,Na jaar main. Na hotel main na Bar main. Na bike peh, Na car main... Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein. Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

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Zaroorat Khan.

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin: Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua... Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga??? Zaroorat Khan.

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pathan in urdu

Teacher: Translate into Urdu. "She is Kidding" Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

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aik dafa pathan nay

Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi: Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge, Phir Us ne Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.

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pathan on mobile

Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola: Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye . Dukandar after much thinking "Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

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pathan and dost

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi. Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga. Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

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reporter and pathan

Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya. Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.

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pathan and plastic

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega? Doctor: 5 laakh.. Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

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pathan lawyer

Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako). Client congrats you have been successful.

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