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Teacher : What do you call a person



Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

124 chars (1 sms)


Teacher:

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

186 chars (2 sms)


Misuse of English!



Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

172 chars (2 sms)


Impact of Movies:



Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

137 chars (1 sms)


Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.



Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

146 chars (1 sms)


Teacher to Sardar:f

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

133 chars (1 sms)


1st ever intelligent sardar.



1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

169 chars (2 sms)


Teacher told all student



Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

163 chars (2 sms)


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate



Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

154 chars (1 sms)


Teacher: “I killed a person”

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

121 chars (1 sms)


How do you recognize

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

127 chars (1 sms)


A Teacher lecturing on population –



A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

151 chars (1 sms)


What a pair of strange socks



Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

190 chars (2 sms)


Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.



Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

166 chars (2 sms)


Teacher teaching

Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

171 chars (2 sms)


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