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FAMILY TRADITION

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot! Sam: It’s a family tradition. Teacher: What do you mean? Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher. Teacher: What about your mother? Sam: She’s a woman.

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Umeed hai is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa Class Teacher se: Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho, Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'

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mazmon likho!!!

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

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student life

Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .

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movies of collage life

class: bardasht. attendence: hera pheri class room: no entry teacher: jani dushman exam: evil dead examinor: Don friends during paper: ham ap ke hen kon??? marking: andha kanoon exam time: Qayamat cheating: lage raho munna bhai question paper: paheli answer paper: kora kaghaz result: sadma pass: chamatkar fail: Devdas future: na tum jano na ham...:) FULL TIME FILMY

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schol ki bell

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi

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google khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. Like

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Khusra Math ka paper me...

Khusra Math Ke Paper Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha. Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho? Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number Hotay Hain…

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What is the formula of Water?

Teacher: pani ka formula batao student: h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4. Teacher: stupid,ye kia hai?? student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai

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Dushman

Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ? . . . . . . . . Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!

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ishaq di gali vich no entry

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI , PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho . . . . . . SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY .... =P =D

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teacher

English Teacher: "Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai." Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai?? Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D

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"MUJHE NAHI PATA"

TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!

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Father:P

Lady On Fone Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd,Omg! ... R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son :P :D

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Best Listener

? Mom = Best Friend + Best Listener + Best Fan! ? ? Dad = Best Hero + Best Teacher + Best Supporter! ? 'Like' If Agree

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