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teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it

194 chars (2 sms)


Teacher:what is

Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!

129 chars (1 sms)


Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

443 chars (3 sms)


A boy n girl

A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi

Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi




hahahahahaahhaahhaahah

203 chars (2 sms)


Teacher to Santa "

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

142 chars (1 sms)


Teacher: Agar apna

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka Character begar jayega.

169 chars (2 sms)


Teacher :

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First

167 chars (2 sms)


Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?


Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!

170 chars (2 sms)


teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

bachay:nhi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nhi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....

305 chars (2 sms)


a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"

134 chars (1 sms)


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SCRATCH AND SHOW IT TO YOUR NEAREST TEACHER &
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160 chars (1 sms)


Teacher to Sardar:

Teacher to Sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.

157 chars (1 sms)


DUSHMAN wo jo marwa

DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?

153 chars (1 sms)


Teacher: "pappu ne

Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?

Student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...

122 chars (1 sms)


teacher : U failure !

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

132 chars (1 sms)


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