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confusing day in America?

Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America? Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!

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student

chill man = Teacher to Student: How many Planets are there ??? Student: Mars, Venus, Jupitar..... Teacher: Aur Sunaaoo ??? Student: Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D

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teacher

Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo, "Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful" Student: "jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ... Tabahi hy tabahi....

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traffic rules

A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students wait for the teachers

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Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

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Maths Teacher Asks

Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->

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Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai? Pathan: . . . . Bachpan Se Shoq Tha K CHOWKIDARI Karon.

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larki phansani ati hai?

# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai? Sardar: Nahi Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho, Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do. Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena. Phans Gai Larki.:-P

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Height Of Common Sense

..!!Height Of Common Sense..!! Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai? Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D

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teacher to pathan

Teacher 2 Pathan: Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge? . . . . . . . Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do.. Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D

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Height of dedication

Height of dedication Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata? Papu:wo bat nhi hai. Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->

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OHM law

Teacher: Ohm's law sunao. student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . . Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do. Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)

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murghi ke bache

Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache School lgta tha poultry farm Aur hum sb murghi k bachay Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda.. Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

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papa

Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ? Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........

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pappu

Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai? Pappu: ; ; ; ; ; Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai

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