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Teacher:



Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

125 chars (1 sms)


Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:



A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

179 chars (2 sms)


Impact of Movies:



Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

137 chars (1 sms)


1st ever intelligent sardar.



1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

169 chars (2 sms)


Teacher.

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:



Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

169 chars (2 sms)


Teacher: Johny, if your father earned



Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

147 chars (1 sms)


Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..

158 chars (1 sms)


Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

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Teacher: Aesi

Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?


Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:


Ladies toilet

152 chars (1 sms)


Teacher: Humien

Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.

162 chars (2 sms)


teacher, s

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

150 chars (1 sms)


teacher, student

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

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Teacher: Translate in ur

Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D

124 chars (1 sms)


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