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Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

182 chars (2 sms)


pathan!!!

Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
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Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

142 chars (1 sms)


If you are facing too many failures in your life

'If you are facing too many failures in your life, believe this, God is training you for a huge victory! ? ?'

110 chars (1 sms)


Don't judge people too early

A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted. Dad, look the trees r going behin! Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity. suddenly he again exclaimed "dad look the clouds r running with us!" the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man. "why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??" the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today" MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.

609 chars (4 sms)


Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?" Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa. Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy. Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa? Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

494 chars (4 sms)


Funny

Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna . . . . . . . Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....

87 chars (1 sms)


pathan to pessenger

Pessenger : Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ? Phatan : Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . . ;-P

141 chars (1 sms)


classroom

Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !! Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

275 chars (2 sms)


larki & pathan

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi, Book ka nam ta “THE MAN” Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta, book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut “CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain, Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha? Pathan: ”RONALDO BUGTI

303 chars (2 sms)


Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

173 chars (2 sms)


Challenges are like

Challenges are like trees seen through a running train. As U approach them they grow bigger, once U pass them they become smaller! So never be afraid of them.

159 chars (1 sms)


To realize the value

To realize the value of 1 week,
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of 1 hour,
ask the lovers who''re waiting to meet.

To realize the value of 1 min,
ask a person who missed the train.

To realize the value of 1 sec,
ask a person who just avoided an accident.

Treasure every moment that you have!

Yestrday is history,
Tomorw is mystry,
Today is gift, that''s why it''s called Present..


Have a nice day today & always..

467 chars (3 sms)


Class Rooms R

Class Rooms R Like Train

1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches

Reserved For VIP

Middle 2 R General Compartment

N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

148 chars (1 sms)


Never ask for a hug

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Never say I
Can''t live widout u
Say I live 4 u

U''ve been trained
now go and flirt !!!

171 chars (2 sms)


The mind 2 friends

The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track.
They never meet but has go together to save the derailment
of the Train called Friendship.

149 chars (1 sms)


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