cooking
Aaj main Apko Laziz Khana banana sikhati hn…
1) 1 Dish mein ANGOOR rakh lein.
2) Phir Dish ko haath mein Pakrein
3) Or kisi Sheeshe k samne khare hojayen
Bas Dish ready hogai
Dish Ka NAME
Langoor k hath mein Angoo
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 539 views
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