molvi

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

by itrat batool (few years ago!) / 539 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

The frog says

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Most Innocent Dhamki

Most innocent dhamki
A thief was leaving the house after robbery,
suddently the kid wokeup and said -

Mera school bag bhi le ja kaminey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yaar molvi

Pathan-
Yaar molvi saab ne meri
Bohat beizati ki

Major Rohail-
Kyu?

Pathan-
Humne Molvi sab ko sirf
Itna pocha tha k 14 August
Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy
Ya Farz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:

1 pagal dosry pagal se udasi se:

Sab log hume pagal kyon kehty hain?

Dosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar…

ye le Tamatar. Aur SAKANJWI bana…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !”

Second Sardar: “Kaise?“

First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
This Poem Is For All Students

This Poem Is For All Students..
Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii…
.
.
Khoya khoya in Kitabo me, Aata mujhe, kuch bhi
nahi..
.
.
Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu….
.
.
Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu..
.
.
Tujhe bhula diya…
Tujhe bhula diya…
.
.
phir kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya.. Mujhe rula diyaa..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Yaar maine apni girl friend

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mareez

Doctor:
Woh Memon Mareez
Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?
Nurse:
Iss Baat Per K Dawaen
Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo
Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardarji got the 4th child.

Sardarji got the 4th child.
He fills data in the birth certificate
 "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." 

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" 

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Silent Film

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?


Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Teacher: Pakistan k kitne so..

Sardar Ji and Umbrella

Yahan to YOUSAF Or SohaiL B

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend

Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?

Santa ko Police Ne Accident ..

Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se ta..

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Jis Ghar mein KUTTA hota hai

smile always

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook