Girl: jannu is week
Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge.
next week roz shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week masjid jayenge
Girl: wo kyu.....??
Boy: bheek mangne.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 559 views
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