Pehla dost
Pehla dost: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghoomta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Doosra dost: Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawaar ho jaati hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 543 views
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Son:
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Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha
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USA:-good morning
CHINA:-mehow
JAPAN:-shanhow
ITALY:-manichi
FRANCE:-sanchay
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Salesman: 1 Lakh..
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)