1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.

Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.

Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.

Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.

Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 516 views

Teacher Told All Students

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I am a good collector

Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good
collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I wanna die like my grandpa

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Zook-e-Muhabat

Ab TeRe sMs Me Wo Zook-e-Muhabat Nahi Rahi
Dost
LaGta He Tere Sath Bhi Koi Bachi Set HoGai,
(',')/ Bachi K
/).) Chakkar Me
Bhai Ko Bhol Gya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

I failed my driver’s test

I failed my driver’s test.

The guy asked me “what do you do at a red light?”

I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)