Bachi ko bike pe ghumaty wqt agr
Bachi ko bike pe ghumaty wqt agr helmet pehan liya jaye tu larki k bhai ki dhulayi aur rishtedaron ki nazar se bacha ja sakta hy
Zubaida Aapa k hifazati totka
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