Kutton Ki Sachhi Kahani
Ek Kutta Diwar Pe Mut Raha Tha Ki Tabhi Diwaar Gir Gayi Aur Kutta Marr Gaya,
Tabi Se Kutton Ne Decied Kiya Ke
“Susu Karte Waqt Ek Taang Se Diwaar Ko Sahara Diya Karenge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 597 views
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A Man Had An Accident
In His New BMW
When Cops Arrived,
Man Cried
..."Officer My Brand New
Car ! ! "
Cops Says:
"Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You R So Blinded By Money,
You Haven't Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !"
Man Looks At The
Left Arm N Yells . . .
"OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik
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baqi 3 ganje they
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha
Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”
Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola
Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
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by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Foj Me Barti Hua
2 Din Bad Jung Shuru Hogai.
Sardar Ki Topi Par Goli Lagi,
Sardar Hathyar Phaink K Bhag Gya Or Bola
Aqalmand K Liye Ishara Kafi Ha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne sasural rahne chala jata hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funterr Bachi
Larka Bhagta Hoa 1 larki k Pas Gaya Aur Bola
"MAI TUM SE DOSTI KARNA CHAHTA HON"
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Larki Boli : "To Hamari Dushmani kab Thi Bhayya?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just L
Woman: Officer You Must Help. Ive Just Lost My Wig. Police Officer: Certainly, Maam, Well Comb The Area.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Chuenti Or Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi Next Day Hathi Ki Death Hogai
Chuenti Boli:
Wah Re Mohabbat, 1 Din Ka Pyar Mila, Ab Sari Zndagi Qabr Khodny Me Lag Jaigi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be
eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)