Funny Student
Teacher Gusse Mein: Pappu, tum kis liye college aate ho ?
Pappu: Vidya ke liye teacher…
Teacher: Toh class mein so kyu rahe ho ?
Pappu: Aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 617 views
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