Judge: Isse Pehle Ki Faisla Sunaya
Judge: Isse Pehle Ki Faisla Sunaya Jaaye, Tum Kuch Adalat Main Kehna Chahte Ho.
Apradhi: Nahi Saahab Aaj Subah Aakhiri Dus Rupaye Bhi Vakil Sahab Ko De Diye.
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