Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?

Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 562 views

Aap Pagal Ho

Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna
mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L
ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great
A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL
ho

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Kya Chahiye Kisi Ko Aisi Girlfriend

Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.
Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha
“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,
Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,
Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,
Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”
Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa
Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lanat bhej raha ho

Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Doctor to Pakistani

Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumour hai.

Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !!.

Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai?

Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)