Mourn of a professor: I don mind wen students luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch & shake it to c if its working..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views

Dobyou have a problem

A patient came to his dentist with problems with
his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara

Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara
Dad- Why ?
Boy- Sir Ne Puchha 2*3=? , Maine Kaha 6, Phir Puchha 3*2=?
Dad- Saale Dono Answer Same Hota Hai.
Boy- Maine Sir Ko Bilkul Aise Hi Kaha Tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Local train

Santa-Mera ghar itna bda he ki usme local train
chlti he.
banta-Bas,sale mera ghar itna bada he ki agar1se
dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

a man gifted his wife

A Man Gifted His wife a Diamond Necklace For
their Anniversary
and his Wife Didn’t speak to him f0r 6 Months..
Why…..??

Yahi to Deal thi.:-p

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

O nai i si

Teacher:kal chuti kiun ki thi?:-

studend:ghar pe zaroori kam tha.
:-
teacher: O I C
:-)

student:ALLAH di qasam he o nai aai si me gaya si.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)