Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Ki Thi

Pappu-
Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe
Call Ki Thi

Teacher-
Main Ne To Koi
Call Nahi Ki

Pappu-
To Phir Mere Mobile
Pe Kyu Likha Tha
1 Miss call..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 563 views
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