Pathan

Sardar Or Pathan
FARAZ K Ghar Gayee
Or Kaha
Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain
FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii
To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha
Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne
Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai
Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 332 views
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