Q: Why does`t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 590 views

Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa : Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :
Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Business Development

Laloo prasad yadav was hosting a japanese delegation for business development to bihar.
The japanese embssary was quite impressed with bihar and he stated, "bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "you japanese are very ineficient," he stated "give me three days and i will turn japan into bihar"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jo chabaye chewing gum

jo chabaye chewing gum

wo hai total paani kum

jis mein nahi hai dum

wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Makan main chohe nach rhe hain.

Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey
nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)