Duniya Ki Sabse Sundr Ladki
Aagr Ap Duniya Ki
Sabse Sundr Ladki ko
Sache Dil Se Mangoge
To Wo Humsha ke Liye
Apki Ban Jaegi…
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BHABHI.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 496 views
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