Girl:
Tum itny chotay ho meri Jawani ka Bojh kaisy uthao gay,

Child:
Janu manta hun k CHUHA Bori utha nhi sakta Mgr PHAAR to sakta hy na...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 544 views

Rajnikanth super hero

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and helped him by giving money. The beggar is now called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school whole day. Since then that day is known as “Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ne aik kawwa

Sardar ne aik kawwa (crow) paala. Wo bht mulaayim (soft) tha.

Batao Sardar ne uska naam kia rakha hoga?

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Socho?

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Microsoft..

(My crow soft)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor k band clinic k agay

Doctor k band clinic k agay lambi line thi 1 Sardar bar bar line me ghusta Log usko pkr k pichey phenk datey.
Sardar:Lagay rho saalo, me b clinic nhi kholun ga!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aqal bari k bhans

A man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans?
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:

Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)