Pathan
Pathan ka ?aita Awaaz ?adal ker Apnay Master ko ?all kerta Hy..
“Maira ?aita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa ?akta”
Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay ?y ?ola..
Tum kon ?aat ker Rahay Hou?
?acha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ?aat ker Rahay Hain..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 548 views
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