Ek Sardr Public Bathrom Gia
Aur 2 Ghanty Bad Nikla
Bahr Betha Jamadar Bola:
40 Rupy
Sardar Bola:
Me Tatti Keti Aa
Yahoo Ty Chat Nai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 513 views

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kutta admi jesa

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta
hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA
kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A lady went to a store

A lady went to a store and ask a salesman (who wz Sardar) :

Liptan di chaa ha…?

Sardar: menu tay nae ay par tenu ay tay aja lipat ja,..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

jote prne ke bad

jotay parney k bad zardari farmata hai:

tum kitney jotay maro gay mai sary joty khalonga..
mai bohat bara dheet hun EID pe stall laga lunga.:)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Doctor and Sardar

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
.
Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)