Pakistani Actresses
Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:
Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!
Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!
Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!
Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!
Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!
Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!
Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!
Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7 afraad ko saza!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 553 views
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