Wife: Aaj Prty Kyu De Rhe Ho?

Srdar:Kal Mera Scooter Kho Gaya
Bhagwan Ka Sukr Hai Ki Me Us
Par Nahi Baitha Tha
Varna Me Bhi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 525 views

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…

Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????

Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sir ka msg aaya hai

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Funny

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt ??

Pizza Hunt: yes sir

Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek coke
bhejo

Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba… :P:

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot

CIRCUIT TO MUNNA: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha k kabhi bhi jhoot nahi bolna . Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA: Aye Circuit, woh Shanti ka baap teray ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT:Bhai usko bolo apun gaon mei hai.
MUNNA: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahi bolega.
CIRCUIT:Bhai, apun nahi bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)