Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 545 views

Faqeer vs larki joke

Larki k hath me bachun k pamper ka packt tha

faqeer:kuch de do

larki :maaf karo

faqeer:ye bread ka packet hi de do.

Larki:kal ana jam laga k dun gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb

dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan: yar aj meri jumy ki namaz chut gai

Pathan: yar aj meri jumy ki namaz chut gai
2nd Pathan: wo kesy
Pathan: yr m0lvi sahib ny kaha sub apna apna m0bile of krdy dain mera m0bile ghar tha mai m0bile of kr k wapis aya to jamat ho gai the
2nd Pathan: To Yar tu jaldi ajata na Wapis

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chicken And Waiter

One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.

Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?

Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….

Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?

Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….

Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?

Waiter: Sir, actually murga SARDAR tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police caught

A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.

No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)