Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha

Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange

Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k me kun he?

Aadmi dar gaya aur khada raha

Next stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mangi
Pathan ne phr bharm karwaya
Us ne pathan ko pakd lia aur kaha bta to kun he?

Pathan:muhammad gul khan zai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 602 views

Speaking with Husband

Two blondes are talking to each other:
- When you make love, do you speak with your husband?

- If he calls me.

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Student

4 SECRETS OF SUCCESS FOR STUDENTS:
1- Kabhi Top na karo warna log tum sai jalney lagengy
2- Hamesha Late class mai jawo, es tarah har teacher tumhy yad rakhy ga
3- Zyada Parhny se Time zaya hota hai, owr Time zaya karna Gunaah hai
4- Khabi Test na do, kionke be-ezati ke 3 marks se Ezat ke 0 achay hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Maa Khushkabri Hai

Maa Khushkabri Hai

Sardar On Phone :
Maa Khushkabri Hai

Maa: Bol Beta

Sardar: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye

Maa :
Mubarak Ho ,Beta Hua Ya Beti?

Sardar:
Meri Biwi Ne Dusri Shadi Karli..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Some dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)