Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon

Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon
OR
lrkiyun ko milta Hai…
5 Second baad unka mobile off ho jata
hai….
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
Nahi howa??
Khodsurat hote to ho jata na.!
Mera to 2 Din tak off raha tha..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 653 views
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